Alice and old men

note to self: stop going out with alice, something about the two of us, in public, at any time of day seems to attract loads of middle aged men, and not the sexy professional doctor kind. no, the kind that will ask you if you know the difference between tarsus and metatarsus, then try to buy you a whiskey. perhaps the issue was that both alice and i knew the difference? or that we frequent pubs advertising disco karaoke? ok, so actually this is just all the more reason to go out with alice, few people can handle disco karaoke and foot bones like she can. plus something about exploding cat bladders.