this is why i don't meet men in pubs

i met this really cute bartender, and he took my number, and i was super super excited. a couple days later he texted me and asked me to come for a movie and i was all, YIPPY FOR BRITAN! and then he proceeded to explain how he actually just wanted me to come have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. and i was like... graggleeekeels? because there were no words, and then, please don't call me again. so that's one less pub i can go to which is sucky because they served tea and not many pubs do that. hmph. it was so blatantly, hey can i use you? and then kick you out so my love and i can cuddle? and i was like, please, i lived that for the past year. you make good tips, hire a hooker.