shiny things.

there was a time when gay clubs were a fun place to go because you could wear glitter and didn't have to worry about being hit on by creepy men. unfortunately, the creepy men have caught on to this strategy and begun frequenting gay clubs as well. nothing like a 40-something year old german man with a comb over asking if you and your lover girls want to come back to his place. this all may still be worth the array of beautiful shirtless men paid to walk around being beautiful and dance on pedestals and the excuse to wear really shiny things.